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Happy Father's Day Stuff!

6/18/2017

Hello and welcome to father's day. Today is the the day you call your mom to tell your dad to look at his phone to read your text!
Thanks DAD! Here are a few things you need to know to get you through another family event.

The Brown Cloud

It is that time of year again to remind everyone of a few important parenting topics:

If you still change your kid's diaper (even if they are 19 and living at home and named Neal), wrap that butt in a swim diaper when at the pool. "She already pooped today" is a weak-ass reason for you to put everyone's day at risk.
If your kid does have an accident, please inform a guard. Secretly hiding the fact that it was your kid is a bad idea. Donald Trump may or may not have installed recording devices at AK. You don't want find out if he did.

And here are a few other nuggets that you may recall from reading What To Expect When Your Expecting about how to be a parent.

Page 34 - You had the sex, so you do the parenting. It is not the lifeguard's job.
Page 45 - Your kid isn't being cute when he's ignoring the lifeguard or screaming with his 4 friends in the locker room. Get off out of your chair and take control of your spawn.
Page 68 - If you're drinking, odds are pretty good your kid is being more obnoxious and annoying than usual. Step up your game.

Beer and Wine Tickets

Every summer, two of our amazing members sponsor our annual Wine and Beer Tasting event. John and Therese Rednor, who are both in the wine and spirits business, walk us through a cornucopia of unique and amazing beers and wines for us to enjoy.

Here are some details.

What - Wine and Beer Tasting. Dozens of unique and interesting beers and wines to taste and enjoy.
Music - A live band will be there make you feel old or young. (Pending their release from Canyon City)
Cost - $20 / Couple ($30 / Couple at the door)
Attire - Dress a little nice. Pretend you're not a semi-retired Elvis impersonator for a few hours.
Bring - Everyone is asked to bring a small dish to share. Chips, disps, crackers and bread are great. Anything to soak of that liquor.
Also Bring - Friends and neighbors. Non-members are welcome. Prizes for those who bring the most friends.
Don't Bring - Kids, children, babies, dogs, or llamas.
Also Don't Bring - Your swim suit. No one is swimming at this one.

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Food Truck Friday!!!

6/14/2017

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Food truck so nice we are doing it twice!

Our friends from Amore Pizza will have their food truck at the pool starting at 3:00pm on Friday June 16th. They will be here through dinner as they did before. I actually think they did run out of cheese last time. Let's hope they bring more.

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149th Annual Applewood Knolls Beer and Wine Tasting

6/13/2017

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Yes, its hard to believe that we've been doing this for so long! But Applewood Knolls was an amazing pool 3 years before Colorado was a state. Its true! I have the original Tweet sent out by our founders the day we opened!

To celebrate our ongoing greatness and our complete love for alternate facts, join us for an amazing evening of unique wines and beers. The event is just around the corner on June 24th. Tickets are available for $20 at this weblink.

This is our annual classy event so please dress to impress. (which means wear something that doesn't have stains). We ask everyone bring a dish to share, so please dust off that recipe for BBQ Bananas and Chick'n Sushi.

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AK Luau is Aug 24th

7/16/2015

I know you've been wearing your grass skirt under your regular skirt in anticipation of this event. Well, those days are over and the good times are upon us! This annual party involves Hawaiian food, fire, alcohol and movie night for the kids. Most importantly, is the silent auction for the 4th of July table reservations takes place at this event. Don't miss out!!

And since I'm asked every year, Rick will not be allowed to bring his Psychedelic Poi this year. We are still on a Homeland Security watch list due to the 2009 "awakening".

Happy Father's Day Stuff!

The Brown Cloud

Beer and Wine Tickets

Food Truck Friday!!!

149th Annual Applewood Knolls Beer and Wine Tasting

AK Luau is Aug 24th

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