This is Carl.
Carl is sad.
(I named him Carl after my lonely elderly neighbor who yells at the mailman for driving too loud)
Carl was left behind at the pool following the swim team banquet.
Carl wants to go home.
If Carl belongs to you please come and get him. No questions asked. Social Services will not be contacted.
If Carl's family doesn't claim him, he will become property of the swim team. The swim team will feed him cookies and soda. Who knows what could happen next.