Most AK board meetings are usually not too interesting. Lots of math, complaining and drinking.
But the August meeting is where the magic happens! Here's why!
That's right. We'd love you to come. This is your club and we want you to understand what it takes to keep it amazing. Seating will be under the cabana and it's pretty informal. Please bring drinks. You will not be allowed to stay if you are not keeping up with the board - shot for shot. (kidding. sorta)
This is our chance to run through our finances, plans and operating issues with everyone. This is the sausage making part of the club, but this is how it happens. If you want to hear all the details and dispel urban legends that the pool is secretly owned by one of the board members who is also a lizard person who lives under DIA, here's your shot.
Plus we can tell you in person why we don't have healthier snacks at the snack shack - a question we get just about every day. Answer: We would throw away 75% of the snacks as they would go bad. Resulting in a banana costing you $5. Economics is a bitch.
Our by-laws require that each board member run for re-election every 3 years. So each year, several board members cycle off and you can nominate your wife or neighbor or your neighbor's wife to a board seat. Meaning, if you want to join the board, this is your shot. We hold elections right after nominations and that's it!
Note that on election night, winning candidates are elected to the board - but not to a board position. The newly elected board will meet in October to elect key positions - like President, etc, at the next meeting. Very "Robert's Rule" of us :)
You've read this far! You're still interested? Don't want to watch another episode of "Mutant Ninja Warrior" on Monday night? Here are the meeting details.
Date: August 19, 2019
Location: Applewood Knolls Swim and Tennis Club
Time: 6:00 - Dark
If you have any questions about how this is going to work - click here to drop us an email and we can explain.